It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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