so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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