i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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