From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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