..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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