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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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