So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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