I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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