And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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