"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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