do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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