I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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