Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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