Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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