yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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