going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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