East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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