we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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