I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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