Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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