your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
