I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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