Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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