so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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