Are we in a gay sports bar?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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