My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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