a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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