what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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