we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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