now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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