I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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