ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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