I just saw a hot homeless man
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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