omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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