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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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