why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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