doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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