You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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