Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize