the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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