she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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