Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
