I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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