So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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