There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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