Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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