In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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