How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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