Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize