Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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