I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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