He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
