hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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