the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
