My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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